Operation: Trafalgar Twist

Alright, needless to say, this is some pretty classified Stuff, so listen up, I'm not repeating myself.
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Here are the forthcoming Ideations On Machinima, codenamed 'Operation Trafalgar Twist'.

Ideation #1: The Most Highly Developed and Most likely Option for our upcoming Machinima:

Gold and Clone: 10 Days at Fine Lace 7
(AKA: Operation San Antonio)

In order to Truly explain this premise and plot of this Hillarious Show, I would have to allude to Shakespear's 'Henry the Eigth', Ernest Hemmingway's 'A Farewell to arms' and of course, 'The Devine Comedy'.

But I'm strapped for time so I'm just going to talk about the show.

It's Nearing the End of the War between the battle-weary Humans and the Near-Victorious Aliens, the Covenant. They've wiped out almost every Colony they've found, and Just a few Months ago, Reach, the most powerful Off-Earth Military station, Has been Destroyed.

Earth is within the Covenants Grasp.

Well Shit.

Don't worry though. With Cloning technology, we've been able to replace at least half our military infantry with Synthetic Soldiers, created for the single purpose of dying. And with Human Leadership, what could go Wrong?

Don't let the obvious fact that they have supperior weaponry, numbers and abilities get you down. We can Still win this, and quickly. With inteligent leadership and well-constructed Plan, victory shouldn't be too hard to acheive.

And that plan is right here.

Captain Gold has Never liked Clones, but just recently that distrust has moved to hate. There are few Details of the events at the Battle of Travin 4, but what is known is that before that, the G.E.V.A. Unit was one of the best in the corps. And the other thing we know is that after that Battle, Gold was the only Surviving Member, and while the clones were supposed to be giving suppressive Fire, they were off doing god knows what.

So here is Gold, the last of the G.E.V.A., Practically a Man among ants. Earth is under threat, and he's the perfect man to lead a force that can Disable the covenant Advance forces.

So he needs to pick a team, war-hardened veterans and heroes of their own right.

...Unfortunately, there's a little problem.

At Base Fine Lace 7, the words 'War-hardened' can be littereally translated to 'Atrophied' and 'Heroes' means 'Idiots'. And due to a... small miscalculation, that's where he'll have to pick his crack team of commandoes for the assault.

And we do mean Crack.

The bounty of idiocy at Fine Lace 7 boasts more than one half of the soldiers to Be Clones. So logically, This should be a fun 10 days before the assault.

This show will tackle Bigotry, selfishness, race, descrimination, and the duty and honour that comes with being a soldier.

And by 'Tackle' We mean 'Completely ignore'

Some characters at Fine Lace 7:

Aside from Afformentioned Gold, there's Clone, his obvious Counterpart. They're essentially the same Mean person, except while Gold has an extra dose of 'Asshole' Clone has an extra dose of 'Idiotic Jackass.'

Then There's X-1 and 5 (not X-5, Just '5'), Two clone Twin Snipers who have outrageous antics, including keeping a 'Base Hamster', A fellow Clone that they caught and trapped in the sealed Base across the valley.

The Commanding Officer of the base is LTCD Willhello (yes, that's a name), who's very 'Touchy feely' and keeps areas such as the 'Peace zone'. He sees his troops as his individual friends, and as he always says, he 'Loves each and every one of them personally'.

Sick.

So, that's the Gist of Operation San Antonio. Part two of Trafalgar twist coming soon.