Greetings and salutations

Hello... lack of people at my 'Blog' or so it may be called...

This is the 'Official' 'Blog' 'For' Random Squirrel Productions... '___'

We are the Primier... moderately successful... Lackluster company devoted to bring you hillarious Machinimas, Through and through. Do you know what that means?

Lets start off simple:

In the Age of the Spectacular (Oh Thank you, my dear Spriggs), there are these magical systems of Tubes known as the 'Internet' or 'Intranet' or whatever it is. Now by accessing this 'Inter-net' you can creat entire communities and friendships that will last the test of time. Also, you can use tools like the magical 'X-box three hundred and Sixty degrees' that utilize little metal Pies known as 'Games'. Now these Games are basically transportation devices for loads of endless entertainment.

And what can be more entertaining than A good storyline (and a box of mac and Cheese)?

Well, blowing the crap out of your stupid friend collin's Face with a rocket launcher, that's what the fuck's more entertaining.

But stories are a close second.

But to the media and common culture, not close enough. There's a conspiracy, I tell ya, that Games are nothing but time-wasters for disinterested SYMs (Single Young Males (Stupid article... don't ask)) and teenaged kids that don't have proper parentage but do have "1337 Skillz, nuub. PWNED!"

And with that, the PlotGamers, as I so kindly nomintated, are left in the dust, picking up the dead plot of the hoped-trilogy 'Advent Rising' and playing Dreamfall, Fable, Oblivion, Indigo Prophesy, and of course, the glorious Halo time and time again.

Ahh, Halo. Where Afformentioned Teenagers and the SYMs spend their greater lives. Afternoons, nights, 36 hours straight of Halo 3. Shotty sniper, CTF, Infection... it never ends. And of course, the Campaign. 'Finish the Fight' on Heroic, Legendary and if not, then you're a fag.

Yes, a fantastic plotline, and in it's own way, it has yet to be topped. and with the graphics engine and the (sadly only on local play) Gun lowering Glitch, wouldn't it be perfect to, like... make a movie from the game? Take footage, jam in some voicing and then you've got a show?

That, my dear (immaginary) Reader, is Machinima

'Ma-shin-i-mah' -Machine-cinema.

This, Dear Viewser, is what we at Random Squirrel Productions are all about.

For examples of Machinima, look to these prime shows:

Spriggs, a halo three machinima, By Running Gun Productions.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=xAg83sOZBxM

Red Vs. Blue, The Glorious Godfather of all Halo Machinima, By Rooster Teeth.
http://rvb.roosterteeth.com/home.php
(Better chance of finding actuall episodes by searching on Youtube...)

Deus Ex Machina, a brilliant, Serious Machinima by Digital Ph33r, the 19-year-old Machinima God of modern Times
http://youtube.com/watch?v=vg_ZkoUteLM&feature=PlayList&p=964663C8E03C423C&index=0
Afformentioned Machinima God's Blog:
http://digitalph33r.blogspot.com/

Deserted, a Cruder Comedy Machinima by Blubba productions, a bunch of Candian kids with hearts of gold and comedic Cleverness
http://youtube.com/watch?v=v-OlTMBidFs

And my, currently devoid (for the most part-Read: DON'T WATCH MY VIDEO, IT WAS A STUPID TEST!) youtube Page:
http://youtube.com/user/spearofhope2

(More info on our upcoming machinimas soon)